PRE-ORDER Brilliant Breasts T-Shirt

PRE-ORDER Brilliant Breasts T-Shirt



Please note that during the preorder window you can get a brilliant breasts tee for just £15 (usual price £18)

Pre-order is open until the last week of July when they will go into production. I shall dispatch orders as soon as they arrive which should be a couple of weeks after the pre-order window closes (please take this time delay into account when ordering)


Whether you have big ones, small ones, saggy ones, lopsided ones, hairy ones, have big nipples, tiny nipples, have ones that are leaking milk - you need to know that you have brilliant breasts! I don’t care what they look like - these sacks of fat are BRILLIANT.

The ‘Brilliant Breasts’ tee is here to highlight that all breasts are different but they’re all still amazing. With an original illustrated design that makes a powerful statement but is still subtle enough for everyday wear.

Each tee is screen printed in the UK using black ink on to a white 100% cotton t-shirt. These lightweight, cotton shirts are incredibly soft and comfortable to wear and are unisex sized so suitable for all.

The unisex style is currently available in sizes S-XXL. Models shown wearing size S.

Size guide (Chest to fit)
S - 34-36" // M - 38-40"
​L - 42-44" // XL - 46-48" // XXL - 50-52"

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